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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
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Wilhelm Killmayer was a German composer of classical music, a conductor and an academic teacher of composition at the Hochschule für Musik und Theater München from 1973 to 1992. He composed symphonies and song cycles on poems by Friedrich Hölderlin, Joseph von Eichendorff, Georg Trakl and Peter Härtling, among others.
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