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USS Fessenden (DE-142/DER-142) was an Edsall-class destroyer escort built for the U.S. Navy during World War II. She served in the Atlantic Ocean and the Pacific Ocean and provided destroyer escort protection against submarine and air attack for Navy vessels and convoys.
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As Good as Dead is a 1995 American television film written, produced, and directed by Larry Cohen. The psychological thriller, originally broadcast on USA Network on May 10, 1995, stars Crystal Bernard, Judge Reinhold and Traci Lords. The film was released on VHS in 1998.
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